losing my mind over this list of 17th/18th century quaker names
this man found a gemstone the size of a new york apartment on the side of the road and said "sorry im excited about rocks" about it
“This is the most honkin’ skookum rock” bro.
i know a lot of people won’t know who this guy is but he’s running a company that’s building electric semi trucks because tesla sucks so bad and they named it Edison Motors because they’re stealing Tesla’s idea.
At first I thought "gemstone the size of a new york apartment" was a hyperbolic joke about how tiny new york apartments are, then he walked down the road and found the second bigger jade and damn that sure is the size of a fucking apartment.
no sorry i dontreally consume any media outside of letting this purple fungus grow in my lunggs















